By Bryan Mckinley, Yahoo! Voices
Happy New Year 2014
New Year’s Day is a time when we look forward to the future by giving a New Year’s Resolution. Some of us like to think about the great memories that the last year has given us, and others just want to flip to January on their calendars and forget last year even happened. One of my New Year’s resolutions is to not stress out about things so much and I figured a great way to start was to poke fun at my New Year’s resolutions and myself all at once.
1. Do not say “I can skip the gym today, I played Wii Bowling.” I at least have to play Wii boxing if I’m going to call it a work out.
2. Do not say, it was the dog, when I fart. I reserve the right to change this if I get a dog, but I think the excuse would work better if there was an actual live dog in the house when I said it.
3. Stop pretending it isn’t time to take the garbage out yet, by repeatedly smashing it down ’til my arms ache. Really, wouldn’t it have just been easier to take the garbage out?
4. Stop drinking water instead of pop just so I can eat a sweet snack after dinner. Seriously, just drink the Pepsi and get the sugar craving over with.
5. Stop setting three alarms on my phone, just so I can turn the volume off after the first one.
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